MS Paint TGWTG Stories

in the first new TGWTG MSPaint story, we see into the year 2015, when ash has created obscurus lupa’s new site! it’s great.

rare photo of doug in 2051

tgwtgsecrets:

Phelous and Chaos fucking pissed me off. They told me on their Portal 2 livestream that they went solo,and quit the band, because they both can’t play for shit. I used to love those two, but if they won’t play with their best friends, then what’s the point?!

(I swear to God this must be a troll.-Hatted)

Troll? IF TELLING THE TRUTH MAKES ME A TROLL, THEN CALL ME THE PRETTIEST TROLL IN THE TROLL NEST.

linkara is my faverite comac bawk review becuz he never cuss my mom and dad says “never give source to a person dat curse” so i am like linklewis ! he did a crossover with a dead guy that caem bak but his moam was ded an he made some perty bad movies! but thats not aboot the irat gamer!

linkliws is 64 years old, an is the fifth oldess persun on da site! he is good frends with alosnson pergla, phealen portaeious, and lewis lovhaug. in all, hes funny but he is a ripoff of obscure lupe.

this is a photo of me reading a book

“i dressed up in a clown costume and mistakenly walked into Linkara’s place AND OH MY GOD I’M HIDING. I HOPE I AM NOT FOU- wait, I HEAR FOOTSTEPS!!! HE’S CO”

These notes were found in the depths of Hell, where Linkara is known to reside. This photo was found in the ruins.

The Creation of Donnie

this is preggory, he is stuck inside of my notebook, he used to be my best friend, but he’s stuck in a book now so ewww go away.

doug walker, you stop derping at me right now. and youtube, you stop loading right now.